Ambher

Ambher is like a brother. You can rely on Ambher. He's different and not like ordinary men. He'll give you the world and just expect a thank you. He loves truly and deeply. He accepts those who accepts him. Ambher is someone you can run to when you're crying. He'll understand you and although he may not look it, he's trying hard to comfort you. Ambher is one in a million. He'll come into your life when you least expect it. And when he does enter your life you'll ask yourself how you were able to survive when he wasn't around. Although Ambher is always there, present for everyone. He also needs at least one person always present for him.

I need help, I need Ambher.

Ambher by shshaa January 6, 2024

ambersawred

A female in the military who provides sexual release for soldiers during deployments. She will usually be very up beat and friendly. she will love to do "guy" type activities so that know ones wives or girlfriends will suspect anything is happening.

robbi: this deployment coming up is going to really suck! im going to miss my new wife.
matty: ya i know, but there's an ambersawred in the company this time so at least we'll still be getting laid.

ambersawred by amber hackbrook September 20, 2009

Amber Turd 

Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.

When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.

Amber Turd by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022

Amber Turd 

Taking a huge shit on your partners side of the bed and leaving it for them to discover after an argument.

"I left him an Amber Turd this morning after he called me a bitch"

"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"

Amber Turd by Smackmesoftly April 23, 2022

Amber Turd 

A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.

Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.

"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."

Amber Turd by ravenscar February 28, 2021

Amber Turd 

The most evil, abusive, nastiest actress ever. Amber Turd (amber heard) pooped on Johnny Depp's bed then went to Coachella. Then blamed it on their tea cup Yorkies who can't even take a shit that big. 🛏️💩👧🏼

Amber Turd took a dump on my pillow!

Amber Turd by centipedes are scary April 27, 2022

Amber Turd 

Scum of the earth

Bruh, we should try getting google to autocorrect to "Amber Turd" instead of "Amber Heard" because she is one

Amber Turd by IntriguingKid November 14, 2020