Ambered

Giving multiple excuses on why they can't do something
ditching skill level 100.

Someone that keeps a cheap phone so they blame the phone on why they didn't call or text

"I asked my girl to come over but she gave me some excuses, I think she ambered me"!

"My girl wanted to come with me tonight so I ambered her ass so I can meet a new chick."

"Your girl was looking for you" . " I been ambering her all day"

by Ididit123 March 16, 2019

ambered

When they put your mug on TV because some guy snatch steal'd you.

See also: Amber Alert.

I don't post pictures of my daughter online because I don't want her to get Ambered.

by breadbeard March 1, 2017

Ambered

When someone or something breaks or dies aka shits the bed just like Amber Heard.

My car ambered last night.

by kw2513 April 28, 2022

Ambered

To defecate one's self.

I laughed so hard I ambered myself

by DontMakeMeLaughOrIllShit April 30, 2022

Ambered

When you mess something up really bad. To shit the bed.

Man she totally Ambered that one.

by Dickolas Cage May 28, 2022

Ambered

Amber Heard as a verb, to be Ambered.

To be stuck in a relationship for a prolonged period of time with a female who is next level toxic. Stuck just like the mosquito in jurassic park, stuck with one side of a relationship killed. Just like Johnny, to be in Amber for years as a curse.

A) My gawd, I found out my sister in law threatens and beats my brother on the daily!

B) Dayum, he's been Ambered for a looooong time.

by Less Stoicism August 3, 2022

Ambered

To be fooled by someone so convincingly fake that they seem sincere. Most commonly done through emotional terrorism.

I totally got ambered, she had convinced me that she truly loved me, but was totally fake.

by Mr. Doneskys December 15, 2024