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amberhearding 

When someone throws something at your face and it luckily doesn’t cause any damage but the recipient of the accidental face slam proceeds to dramatically claim they’ve been mortally wounded and you tell them to get a grip coz it didn’t hurt and ask them to stop amberhearding you.
Ouch fuck, that hit my eye, I’m blind!

Shut up, it didn’t hurt, stop amberhearding me!
amberhearding by GigiPretty May 3, 2019
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amberhearding 

AmberHearding is being cool, sexy, resilient and the #1 actress on IMDB in January 1, 2019 after being in one of the highest earning films of all-time as the leading actress and for DC entertainment - Aquaman
That's Amber Heard, next time she'll be in Wonder Woman
We're AmberHearding to the top of the charts and everyone says we're in the next superhero movie
AmberHearding is having a 100% peaceful relationship as two women, then bisexualphobia tells us to not be public!

I think AmberHearding is when Gal Gadot and Jason Momoa save Amber Heard.
We want to see Diana Prince save Mera

AmberHearding / AmberTurd 

Shitting the bed out of spite.
- N/V/A
also: AmberTurd/AmberTurding
AmberHearding / AmberTurding

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"I was late to her birthday party, so she left a huge, smelly AmberHeard (or simply Heard, or AmberTurd) all over the new sheets!"
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"In a fit of furry she squatted over the pillow, and began AmberHearding (or simply Hearding, or AmberHearding) all over the place."

Amber Hearding 

To lie and be deceptive to the world. To play the victim while being an abuser.
My wife beat me up and then told the cops that I hit her. This woman is Amber Hearding me.
Amber Hearding by Sam Sinner May 16, 2022

Amber Hearding 

While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.
God damn it did you do an Amber Hearding again

Amber Hearding 

The act of defecating on someone's pillow.
I was Amber Hearding on my boyfriends pillow because I was upset.
Amber Hearding by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022

Amber Hearding 

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.
This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.
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