Alwan

Something close to piss, more dens and muddy. A poor color.
Like when you have dipped the thing on the wrong place, it is about to fall off but you still need to piss. That kind of piss.
Very ugly color. No expertise needed to conclude the problem.

- Omg, your print look like alwan. What a muddy piss like print!
- It is not a print, I have a STD.

by A Gevaert Leopold November 18, 2009

Alan Smith

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Alwande

Very great person has a very high temper goes to war about her loved ones and never switches up

Loyal at all times even when you piss them off

Alwande is a great person

by Goof_yqueen March 21, 2021

Alan Rickman

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.

"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"

by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009

chav-alanche

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!

'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'

by **fairy** July 16, 2008

Alan Rickman

The best british actor who ever lived. Known for his part in the Harry Potter movies as Professor Severus Snape. Has been acting for over 50 years. Has the most romantic voice. And is the sexiest 60 year old on the planet!!!!!!!!

Alan Rickman looks good in a long, black, greasy wig.

by SDMALO September 3, 2006