alan'd

To be forced into sensibility, proabably by a gentleman named Alan.

"Damn, Harry just got alan'd"
"Harry did some homework?! He's alan'd himself!!"

alan'd by covcitydude December 14, 2006

Alan d nease highschool 

A hellhole built in the 80s that’s located in north Florida with the worst principal imaginable that’s full of racist rotc tryhard’s, those weird ass emo bitches, rednecks, and a fuck ton of druggies

Yeah I go to Alan d nease highschool

So your a racist

Alan d nease highschool by Balls in yo draws September 10, 2021

Alan Hensley'd 

To become irate at a mere suggestion that does not match someone though process. Marked by sarcastic questioning, referencing to business models, lots of talk about how much sense that makes etc. Also shown by playing ping pong with complete strangers and being comfortable enough to take off your shirt while drinking heavily and making other party so uncomfortable they immediately stop all alcohol consumption

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

Alan Hensley'd by Matt the Vag Pounder July 14, 2011

Craig Alan Dyer 

A tall man who is extremely good looking. He tends to answer questions with the words "maybe" and "possibly". He is a big goof ball who knows how to be serious when it is necessary. He's the best guy a girl could ever ask for. He is intellegent and goal driven. He is cabable of anything. He is an absolutely amazing cuddler, dare i say the best? YES! He's the type of guy who you can't help but love. He's a beast wrestler, but he wouldn't hurt a fly in real life. He is strong. He knows how to romance a girl. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I pray to God that one day, I become his wife<3

"Hey who is that tall guy over there?"
"Oh him? He's my boyfriend."
"I wish he was mine, you're so lucky to have Craig Alan Dyer!"

Craig Alan Dyer by LadyMcLadyPants October 17, 2011

Alan dainty 

Ok. An Allan dainty is the HENCHEST OF THE HENCHEST men that you will ever meet. Although the Is small inside he is a six foot black basketball player who has women throwing themselves at this left and right. Sometimes he has to lock himself in his room to get away from all the chicks. He is smarter then Einstein and more flexible then hawking.

Jesus that’s an Alan dainty right there. Hubba hubba

Alan dainty by Coolgamer169 February 27, 2020

Marcus Alan Dorsey

most amazing boyyyfriend (:

heeeey (: ily marcus alan dorsey.

Marcus Alan Dorsey by secretlover18 December 28, 2010

Alan day 

1. A day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, oh they do.

2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.

3. Someone who's made Alan money.

"How was your day?"

"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."

"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"

Alan day by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 12, 2008