Altjon

An Italian piece of shit, he smells like dollar store cologne. He is Pretty cool but is a shitty wingman and is to much of a pussy to get in trouble to have fun.

Altjon you smell like an Italian mafia bosses armpits

Altjon stop being a little bitch and ask the girl out

by Sexyirishbastard December 2, 2019

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

Aljon

(of a man) good-looking.

not a selfish person. A good person is not a saint. A good person is someone who thinks about their own needs and comfort as much as they think about other's. A good person is not someone who helps you with money. It is someone who stands by you in your difficult times.

you're so aljon !!

by metalako June 5, 2018

Sasha Alton

Sasha alton can be used for being the furry of the group that uses "E"
E is a origin use of being a cool person that likes furries.

Max: hi
Sasha Alton: E
Max: E

by KaiTheFurryThatLikesJulian June 18, 2020

alton brown

Thomas Dolby's evil twin (or at least a dead ringer for him). Has a cooking show on the Food Network.

One of my favorite episodes is when Alton Brown shows how to brew your own beer.

by Beer Hunter February 12, 2004

altonist

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.

I am indeed an Altonist.

by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007

West Alton

A small town in Saint Charles County, Missouri, which sits right across the Mississippi River from Alton, IL. The area is well known as a dumping place for bodies of dead hookers and crackheads.

"Y'all hear? They found another dumped hooker body in West Alton."

by Ann O December 23, 2011