Definitions by Lovelytoes

Nine Guard 

A little foam ring that was put around the number nine on older cellphones, before we used flip-phones.
This was used to avoid accidentally calling 911 while the phone was in your pocket.
Fire stations used to give them out for free.

"Whats that thing peeling off your phone?"
"Its my nine guard, it won't stick"

Nine Guard by Lovelytoes May 18, 2009

altonist 

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.

I am indeed an Altonist.

altonist by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007

Faggermuffin 

A more fun way to say fag, but not in a rude way, in a funny way.

Person 1: Haha yr a loser
Person 2: I see my little friend is a faggermuffin ^__^

Faggermuffin by Lovelytoes June 27, 2007

squanky

Another word for friend.

My bestest squanky, I lovehyou.

squanky by Lovelytoes June 27, 2007

trialer 

Someone who downloads the free trial for everything.

He has so many fucking expired trials on his computer, hes a lame trialer.

trialer by Lovelytoes June 9, 2007

Juggahater 

Someone who strongly dislikes Insane Clown Posse, and bashes anyone who does.

Juggahater: You have a terrible taste in music.
Juggalo(ette): What? Cause' you don't like them doesnt mean they suck.

Juggahater by Lovelytoes December 15, 2006

Malling 

Going to the mall with a large group of people with no intention of buying anything.

"Lets go malling and make the dudes try on shit at wet seal!"

Malling by Lovelytoes December 10, 2006