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Alphaphobia

Therapist:You have been diagnosed with Alphaphobia
Alphaphobic:*screams internally*
by Hi you have polio May 13, 2020
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Aphephobia

an extreme fear of being touched, which ranges from simply feeling uneasy when being touched to feeling a sharp pain simply by being brushed at.
me and my friend are both aphephobic. we both have aphephobia.

mine is way more severe than her's, though. if you touch me, it feels like burning fire and i immediately retreat.

she simply feels uneasy and curls up a bit.
by *([])* November 23, 2013
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Alonaphobia

Heather has alonaphobia every night when she goes to bed.
by A9ergrl May 10, 2011
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Facebook appsaphobia

The excessive desire to avoid accepting applications for fear of getting a virus on your computer.
Please don't send me applications, invitations, drinks, farm animals and such on Facebook because I suffer from Facebook appsaphobia and I'll never join.
by scamperdan January 8, 2010
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Alohaphobia

The fear/phobia of being randomly greeted by a person with the word "Aloha".
"aloha!"
*screams*
"oh sorry i didn't realise you have alohaphobia"
by enhancedrock January 4, 2023
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Appaphobia

The hesitation or outright fear of adding applications to your facebook account. Can also be extended to mobile platforms, in which apps are all the rage. Appaphobia may be a result of extreme elitism among their peers, as appaphobes do not want their peers to to see their top 10 valentines for 2010, or what their favourite colour says about them.

It is common to see appaphobes judging friends based on the apps they install, as well as almost always voicing that they are "sick of all these stupid apps."

At present a cure for appaphobia is not available, nor is one expected in the near future.
"Boy, I really would like to find out how original my name is, but it would corrupt my entire facebook reputation!"
"Sounds like you've got an acute case of appaphobia."
"What are you, a psychiatrist?"
"....appaphobe."

"Do you really need 5 fart apps on your iphone?"
"Do you really need to be such an appaphobe?"
by autonomy February 1, 2010
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alphophobia

Alphophobia runs in the family.
by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010
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