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alphanubeerical 

The spelling of drunk text messages.
If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.
alphanubeerical by Adam Nault January 12, 2008

AlphaPerv 

A sexually active male or female (usually a teenager) that is so obsessed with boobs, ass, dick, or body, that they are supreme ruler of other perverts; a very creepy and horny person.
"Look at Nikki Hawker, touching that guy's balls. Shes such an Alphaperv."
AlphaPerv by Artemis Google November 8, 2008

alphanumeric 

(adj) 1. a character belonging to the alphabet and numerical lettering. 2. a word used to describe as "cool" or awesome.
1. please restrain yourself to the alphanumeric system of letters 2. That move was so alphanumeric!
alphanumeric by Doctor Phanan August 13, 2003

Alphatude 

Alpha attitude. Usually domineering, assertive, and all-around badass.
Look at Johnny walking like he's all that. He's trying to build his Alphatude so chicks will sleep with him.
Alphatude by Sonionio April 11, 2011

alphaquestwers 

"ive got some alphaquestwers for you. can you imagine a future with me by your side? what is your personal meaning of life? do you trust me? are you a good cook?"
alphaquestwers by Krkič June 21, 2020

alphanumeric 

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.
There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.
alphanumeric by Peter January 1, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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