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alphanubeerical 

If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.
alphanubeerical by Adam Nault January 12, 2008

AlphaPerv 

A sexually active male or female (usually a teenager) that is so obsessed with boobs, ass, dick, or body, that they are supreme ruler of other perverts; a very creepy and horny person.
"Look at Nikki Hawker, touching that guy's balls. Shes such an Alphaperv."
AlphaPerv by Artemis Google November 8, 2008

alphanumeric 

(adj) 1. a character belonging to the alphabet and numerical lettering. 2. a word used to describe as "cool" or awesome.
1. please restrain yourself to the alphanumeric system of letters 2. That move was so alphanumeric!
alphanumeric by Doctor Phanan August 13, 2003

Alphatude 

Alpha attitude. Usually domineering, assertive, and all-around badass.
Look at Johnny walking like he's all that. He's trying to build his Alphatude so chicks will sleep with him.
Alphatude by Sonionio April 11, 2011

alphaquestwers 

"ive got some alphaquestwers for you. can you imagine a future with me by your side? what is your personal meaning of life? do you trust me? are you a good cook?"
alphaquestwers by Krkič June 21, 2020

alphanumeric 

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.
There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.
alphanumeric by Peter January 1, 2007