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alphanubeerical 

The spelling of drunk text messages.
If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.
alphanubeerical by Adam Nault January 12, 2008

Alphacide 

Ex-professional gamer. Played professional Halo as well as League of Legends; winning or placing high in all the tournaments he entered. Now he just blogs, streams casual games and supports/advertises martial arts websites, books and films.
Dude, did you ever watch Alphacide's gaming streams? Guy never misses a headshot, its insane!
Alphacide by TopGun1985 June 15, 2011

Alpha-tude 

Displaying an excellent example of service, leadership, and character. Alpha-tude stickers are passed out exclusively by Alpha Club members.
“Ryan is showing great alpha-tude this week.”
Alpha-tude by FCIC July 2, 2021

alphanumeric 

(adj) 1. a character belonging to the alphabet and numerical lettering. 2. a word used to describe as "cool" or awesome.
1. please restrain yourself to the alphanumeric system of letters 2. That move was so alphanumeric!
alphanumeric by Doctor Phanan August 13, 2003

Alphadenied 

Turned down; insulted; humiliated; dissed; denied.
Alphablast: "Hey baby when can we hook up?"

Engel: "Fuck you, ugly pimple faced computer nerd. I don't want your dirty ass."

Other person: "Alphadenied.
Alphadenied by Nappavas December 9, 2006

alphaquestwers 

"ive got some alphaquestwers for you. can you imagine a future with me by your side? what is your personal meaning of life? do you trust me? are you a good cook?"
alphaquestwers by Krkič June 21, 2020
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Oblication 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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