If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.
Ex-professional gamer. Played professional Halo as well as League of Legends; winning or placing high in all the tournaments he entered. Now he just blogs, streams casual games and supports/advertises martial arts websites, books and films.
Dude, did you ever watch Alphacide's gaming streams? Guy never misses a headshot, its insane!
"ive got some alphaquestwers for you. can you imagine a future with me by your side? what is your personalmeaning of life? do you trust me? are you a good cook?"