An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.
If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.
Fully encompassing the LGBTQ+ Community. In an effort to be prepared for any additional letters, numbers, or symbols the LGBTQ+ community chooses to add, alpha-numeric-symbolican can cover your asson the fly if you arent up to date on the newest editions!
'Is that guy queer?'
Answer:
'Nah bro I aint been watching the news, that's one of those alpha-numeric-symbolicans, they keep changing and adding things to their acronym making it virtually impossible for an outsider to keep up! Now we use the all-encompassing precursory word 'Alpha-numeric-symbolicans' it covers anything before they even add it'