Almania 

The kindest most caring person you’ll ever meet. They’re a bit of a crybaby but it’s only because their hearts to big for their body. Will always go out of their way to make people feel like they belong.

Wow who’s that person talking to everybody.

Oh it’s just Almania

Almania by Totesnoturbestie November 19, 2023

Kanye Albania 

Kanye albania

Niche internet micro celebrity is said to be ran by 7 admins but followers believe that it's 1 admin with split personalities

Believed to be the creators of Dababy mobile

Eminem : only if i can have yours

What you know about rollin down in the vents

Lil mar likes kids

Kanye albania gaming

Long ye

Kanye Albania by Amrovalanche June 1, 2021

ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

ancient albanian sign language by i have no handle July 13, 2022

Albanian Day 

In this day (09/03/2022) every country of the Earth have to pray for Albania, no matter what.

Albanian Day
STRONG ALBANIA UP! 💪🇦🇱🆙

Albanian Day by Skele00 March 8, 2022

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.

albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

ahmania 

The powerful wave of Ahmed support and adoration which began to sweep the nation from the very beginning of 'Big Brother 5' in late May 2004.Similar to previous '-manias' in nature,notably it's ability to unite millions from all areas of society in a single wave of focused euphoria and dedication,it's followers also manifest an aforeseen,all-encompassing desire to see their Housemate suceed and storm-with their support-to victory,yet on an unprecidented scale.Apart from the powerful adoration of Ahmed,being struck by Ahmania often causes several key notable effects,constisting mainly of,but not limited entirely to-i)the desire to destroy crockery and/or other utensils in the most spectacular fashion possible;preferably through launching at any nearby jacuzzi/spa construction,ii)the sudden wave of near constant lethargy causing followers to crave unconventionally length periods of rest,iii)the desire to defend Ahmed against any criticism;with no regard for the critic or nature of comment,though through construction of highly powerful and intellectual counter-argument,and iv)a need to register one's undying admiration,and simultaneously spread the good word of Ahmed through association with the most powerful and expanise Ahmania fuelled organisations.However,'Ahmania' is not easily defined-it induces in those it hits a spectacularly varied spectrum of emotions and effects;all united by the one,powerful,overriding desire for Ahmed('The Great One')to win.

The power of Ahmania is overwhelming

ahmania by Craig H June 28, 2004

Albanian Shit

A person of Albanian blood who has a Greek name and surname, who behaves and acts like a Greek. One can notice the massive Albanian forehead.

Ela Re Dimitris G you Albanian Shit, Keratas why are you pretending to be Greek...................Go back to Albania and sit at Bujani for coffee.

Albanian Shit by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022