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greatest book in the world. one with all the facts
"What's an almanac?" Katie Houff
almanac by cornpwn April 10, 2003
The Book with all the Information..... and no it isn't a black book.. that isn't the main PHONE BOOK EITHER KATIE HOUFF
" didn't konw there was an Almanac?" Katie Houff
almanac by CaptainCrunch April 4, 2003
Greatest book in the world. Yes better than the bible.
"What's an almanac?" - Katie Houff
almanac by cornpwn April 3, 2003

Gorillaz Almanac 

A book by virtual band gorillaz, celebrating 20 years since their first album. It features dozens of official art, facts, lore and comics
Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro

Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*
Gorillaz Almanac by Kaidice December 17, 2020

Farmer's Almanac 

Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.
After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"
Farmer's Almanac by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Grays Sports Almanac 

A book that made Biff Tannen rich in 1985

Originally Marty McFly wanted to go back in time and make himself rich, but old Biff Tannen decided to tabled the turns.
Marty: Party's over Biff, theres a little matter we need to talk about.

Biff: Yeah money right well forget it!

Marty: No, not money, Grays Sports Almanac

Biff: You heard him girls, party's over...
Grays Sports Almanac by bttfan1985 December 31, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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