Bouquet

The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.

I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.

by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

Bouquet

To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).

I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun.

by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

Bouquet

Bouquet is the one of the known gift for your loved one.Althought it's fashion never ends

Bouquets can have any beautiful kind of flower

by Kittyfun1002 January 9, 2009

Bouquet

A Bouquet is the collective noun for a group of vaginas.

My friend and I were downtown, celebrating the SlutWalk while Pussy Riot was playing a show; she commented, "boy, there's quite a Bouquet going on down here."

by RussianGoat January 15, 2020

Bouquet

The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.

"Man, I'm really enjoying this group text right now."

"Bouquet them and let them know!"

by Thrillah May 29, 2012

Bouquet

When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be lethal.

*farts*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*

by Filthy Jewish Priest November 26, 2017

Bouqueting

When two men enjoy mutual masturbation using one hand until simultaneous ejaculation is achieved.

Hubert: I had a great bouqueting session with Tim last night.

Jim: Yeah, I heard.

Hubert: Sozzles.

by HubertandPubert November 26, 2010