Definitions by William J J T

Smudge Head 

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

Smudge Head by William J J T December 11, 2011

Anal Oxide 

Related to the term Anal Leakage, Anal Oxide refers to the ass juices permeated from anal leakage. Heed caution, this acidic binary compound is capable of wearing a hole in your pantaloons.

Geesh, my ass is so sweaty. I hope the anal oxide doesn't burn a hole in my nice new pair of slacks.

Anal Oxide by William J J T October 30, 2010

Hammered Shit Steak 

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

Hammered Shit Steak by William J J T October 30, 2010

Ditch Meat 

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

Ditch Meat by William J J T October 30, 2010

Nose Offender 

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

Nose Offender by William J J T October 30, 2010

Greasy Bitch

A bitch who is greasy.

What the fuck did you say to me you greasy bitch?

I aint got no candy for you, you greasy bitch!

Greasy Bitch by William J J T October 30, 2010

Fat Shut-In 

A person so overweight they stay inside all day long. Usually due to crippling depression brought on by morbid obesity and/or ugliness.

Person 1: Some chick bought my movie collection but she doesn't drive and sent her kid over to pick them up.

Person 2: Yeah, she's probably a fat shut-in.

Fat Shut-In by William J J T October 30, 2010