Alkar 

He is the best

Chris: who is alkar?
Joe: he is the best smh

Alkar by Alkarbalaay December 19, 2020

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

American EAS Alarm by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021

buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

buttery alarm by Buters876 February 23, 2015

damon albarn 

he is the most gorgeous man on the face of the planet. so hot he is So hot i cannot be physically fine it hurts to look at him he is so fucking perfect also his music is so sexy. so much talent and beauty in one man what do i do. also now he is a dilf btw.

"damon albarn is so hot"
"that's a bit of an understatement can you please not disrespect him like that"

damon albarn by graham&damonluvr69420 May 27, 2021