Definitions by Afakename

Seattle spoon wheel 

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

Seattle spoon wheel by Afakename June 27, 2024

Catherine

Subpar at water polo. varying degrees of cool but mainly uncool.

Oh Catherine is here, That's cool I guess

Catherine by Afakename April 3, 2021

Auguste 

The coolest guy who is hot and swims fast.

Wow Auguste is fast and cool and hot

Auguste by Afakename April 3, 2021

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015