a big maco cunt that pushes rack heavy. you want an 8-ball? hes your man. you want some durries? hes your man. you want to become racially abusive? hes your man. this guy is the type of guy to bash babies for a laff. dont fuck with damon.
Person 1: Why are my sinuses burning?
Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...
Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...
by Gagonmycock August 05, 2019
by Halcyon#0003 January 20, 2020
A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.
Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'
by Groofy March 04, 2008
"Damonism" is a common term (typically used by Generation X and Millennial's alike) associated with an obese, hippie-redneck from the DFW metroplex area of Texas. It is generally used to describe a pot smoking, kept man's (or house-bitch's) personal philosophy, daily behavior and manners, coupled with his greed and dishonesty. Specifically used as a catchall word for the following combination of words:
Pretentious
Unscrupulous
Bigoted
Manipulative
Prevaricator
Fabulist
Materialist
Uneducated
Unprofessional
Lazy
Hippie Redneck
Fraudster
Pretentious
Unscrupulous
Bigoted
Manipulative
Prevaricator
Fabulist
Materialist
Uneducated
Unprofessional
Lazy
Hippie Redneck
Fraudster
His Damonism ruined the whole party
She reprimanded him for Damonism.
His Damonism knows no bounds.
If it were not for his Damonism, he would be a good guy.
Just an act of typical Damonism
Damonism is not allowed here
Stop it with the Damonism already
He hit me with some Damonism
She reprimanded him for Damonism.
His Damonism knows no bounds.
If it were not for his Damonism, he would be a good guy.
Just an act of typical Damonism
Damonism is not allowed here
Stop it with the Damonism already
He hit me with some Damonism
by Unstoppable Karma September 09, 2019
by damon salvatores wife September 05, 2020
Sexy motherfucker, short temper, Will snap your neck to get on his nerves, sociopathic, pyro, knife freak, but surprisingly puts God first
by Raidersrule January 15, 2017
A sexy all around guy, plays sports and is good with girls. A nice guy overall and sleeps with ''people" a lot. Never messes with anyone, you should want a Damon
by Lmaodamoncarroll May 06, 2015