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Aljendra 

a beautiful, sweet girl who believes herself to be invisible but is really intimidating because her appearance is much like a goddess
"did you talk to her"
"you kidding, she an Aljendra, she'll never want to talk to me"
Aljendra by meowmixkittypie September 24, 2011
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Almendra 

Almendra

A beautiful, smart, kind, and SUPER funny girl that’s anyone is lucky to have in their life. She always knows what she is talking about and always gets an A. Literally every guy is obsessed with her but somehow she blind to it. She’s always the one to crack a joke and keep the party going, even though she doesn’t even try. If you’re friends with an Almendra then you are VERY lucky to have her. And if you are an Almendra, realize that you’re AWESOME!!!
An Almendra brings joy to everyone she meets.
Almendra by Gabby_Bella_Gigi December 11, 2017

Almendra 

A sacred nut from the beautiful villages of Peru. When used as an adjective, usually used to describe someone extremely lusty/sexually attractive.
Ey punta, pass the almendras!

I don't think she would go for me, girls that are that almendra don't usually go for stoner losers like myself.
Almendra by mc-dandan188 August 21, 2009

almendra 

almendra is a very pretty girl she has a crush right now he has blond hair and plays sports he's not nerdy but he loves video games if you know an almendra keep them close to you and you never know if that boy is you give her cuddles and make her feel cared for
dammmm look at that snack there goes almendra
almendra by man use September 16, 2018

Almendra 

One of the best people you will EVER meet. Almendra can be sweet and stubborn at the same time. Almendra always shows interest in whatever Almendra's friends are talking about even if it's the most boring topic on the planet. Almendra is very understanding and always knows what to say when you're down. Almendra always looks better than stunning. Ash's eyes are the most beautiful you have ever seen and can easily trick you into a daze. Almendra's hair is beautiful and soft, and often long. Almendra has an amazing sense of style, but it doesn't matter much because Almendra can look beautiful in anything. Almendra also has an amazing personality, Almendra is hilarious even without trying. Almendra always has something witty to say to teachers, friends, and adults. Almendra is sweet and kind with a harder shell. Almendra is very smart and active, and is a naturally happy person. Almendra is very easy to fall for because of Almendra persuasive eyes, cute smile, and bubbly laugh. If you ever find an Almendra in your life hold on tight and keep in contact because Almendra I an amazing person. If you are an Almendra, realize you are amazing already!!
person 1: man, I really like Almendra
person 2: then just tell Almendra already!!
person 1: I would, but how would someone like Almendra ever be interested in someone like me?
Almendra by Bellaa_sucks December 2, 2021

Bernadette Almendra

Some one who needs to do something but never gets to it and complains later that she does not have time and rushes through it because she spent the hour playing games on the television
My girl friend is such a Bernadette almendra she sat there playing games on the television then complained that she never has time to go to the store

Almendra 

A very evil devil no one likes her she has a big asshole and god always trys to make her happy she is a demon👹
Oh no the almendras here
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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