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Almendra 

Almendra

A beautiful, smart, kind, and SUPER funny girl that’s anyone is lucky to have in their life. She always knows what she is talking about and always gets an A. Literally every guy is obsessed with her but somehow she blind to it. She’s always the one to crack a joke and keep the party going, even though she doesn’t even try. If you’re friends with an Almendra then you are VERY lucky to have her. And if you are an Almendra, realize that you’re AWESOME!!!
An Almendra brings joy to everyone she meets.
Almendra by Gabby_Bella_Gigi December 11, 2017

Allendale 

A person who is able to speak both English and German, and even Filipino on occasion, and frequently participates in homo erotic acts. These people also partake in being huge douches.
Hey, Allendale! Drop that Lucky Lager, and come toss my salad!
Allendale by OQ22 February 16, 2009

Almendra 

A sacred nut from the beautiful villages of Peru. When used as an adjective, usually used to describe someone extremely lusty/sexually attractive.
Ey punta, pass the almendras!

I don't think she would go for me, girls that are that almendra don't usually go for stoner losers like myself.
Almendra by mc-dandan188 August 21, 2009

Aljendra 

a beautiful, sweet girl who believes herself to be invisible but is really intimidating because her appearance is much like a goddess
"did you talk to her"
"you kidding, she an Aljendra, she'll never want to talk to me"
Aljendra by meowmixkittypie September 24, 2011

allondra 

Allondra is one of a kind. She is very outgoing and a great friend. She likes to help other people out before herself. She's kind of like an unlicensed counselor. Allondra is the best party partner, and it's never a dull moment when she's around.
Last night with Allondra was so fun! I need to invite her more.

Are you okay? Go talk to Allondra. She'll make you feel better.
allondra by Rachael G. December 23, 2016

Allendale 

A tiny town in Bergen County, the Orange County of the East Coast and the only part of New Jersey worth visiting. Everyone either is stupid rich, white, bitchy, or (most likely) all three. Some of the best schools in the state, and they won't let you forget it. The high school A Capella team was on a reality TV show once and no one shuts up about it. Award winning marching band, choir, girl's soccer, and middle school cross country team. Full of stay at home suburban house wives and rich dads who work in NYC, better known as "The City," and kids who like to pretend their life is hard.
"Do you know who won the cross country county championships?"
"It was the kids from Brookside in Allendale again."
Allendale by ziinnia November 18, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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