Almendra 

Almendra

A beautiful, smart, kind, and SUPER funny girl that’s anyone is lucky to have in their life. She always knows what she is talking about and always gets an A. Literally every guy is obsessed with her but somehow she blind to it. She’s always the one to crack a joke and keep the party going, even though she doesn’t even try. If you’re friends with an Almendra then you are VERY lucky to have her. And if you are an Almendra, realize that you’re AWESOME!!!

An Almendra brings joy to everyone she meets.

Almendra by Gabby_Bella_Gigi December 11, 2017

Almendra 

A sacred nut from the beautiful villages of Peru. When used as an adjective, usually used to describe someone extremely lusty/sexually attractive.

Ey punta, pass the almendras!

I don't think she would go for me, girls that are that almendra don't usually go for stoner losers like myself.

Almendra by mc-dandan188 August 21, 2009

almendra 

almendra is a very pretty girl she has a crush right now he has blond hair and plays sports he's not nerdy but he loves video games if you know an almendra keep them close to you and you never know if that boy is you give her cuddles and make her feel cared for

dammmm look at that snack there goes almendra

almendra by man use September 16, 2018

Almendra 

One of the best people you will EVER meet. Almendra can be sweet and stubborn at the same time. Almendra always shows interest in whatever Almendra's friends are talking about even if it's the most boring topic on the planet. Almendra is very understanding and always knows what to say when you're down. Almendra always looks better than stunning. Ash's eyes are the most beautiful you have ever seen and can easily trick you into a daze. Almendra's hair is beautiful and soft, and often long. Almendra has an amazing sense of style, but it doesn't matter much because Almendra can look beautiful in anything. Almendra also has an amazing personality, Almendra is hilarious even without trying. Almendra always has something witty to say to teachers, friends, and adults. Almendra is sweet and kind with a harder shell. Almendra is very smart and active, and is a naturally happy person. Almendra is very easy to fall for because of Almendra persuasive eyes, cute smile, and bubbly laugh. If you ever find an Almendra in your life hold on tight and keep in contact because Almendra I an amazing person. If you are an Almendra, realize you are amazing already!!

person 1: man, I really like Almendra
person 2: then just tell Almendra already!!
person 1: I would, but how would someone like Almendra ever be interested in someone like me?

Almendra by Bellaa_sucks December 2, 2021

Almendra 

A very evil devil no one likes her she has a big asshole and god always trys to make her happy she is a demon👹

Oh no the almendras here

Almendra by Funny urban dick tionary March 1, 2017

Bernadette Almendra

Some one who needs to do something but never gets to it and complains later that she does not have time and rushes through it because she spent the hour playing games on the television

My girl friend is such a Bernadette almendra she sat there playing games on the television then complained that she never has time to go to the store

Bernadette Almendra by Ninja assassin February 4, 2010

Aljendra 

a beautiful, sweet girl who believes herself to be invisible but is really intimidating because her appearance is much like a goddess

"did you talk to her"
"you kidding, she an Aljendra, she'll never want to talk to me"

Aljendra by meowmixkittypie September 24, 2011