Algebrat 

Someone who is annoyingly good at maths and who is always willing to give you the answer when you are working something out and correct your miscalculations when you are wrong.

"So 6 times 128, well 6 times 20 is 120...."
"It's 768"
"you can be a real algebrat you know that?"

Algebrat by wastedcolumbo August 1, 2012

fuck algebra 

You're probably doing your algebra homework right now at 11 pm when you should be asleep, fuck algebra.

Nah it's cool, I'll leave it off until tonight......FUCK IT'S 11 PM, fuck algebra..

fuck algebra by algebrasucksballs November 11, 2013

algebra 

also known as mindfuck

kid:mom I had algebra today
mom: WTF, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE SON!

algebra by beany16 September 5, 2011

Algebraic Anxiety 

The helpless, panicky feeling one experiences when completely and utterly clueless in algebra class.

I had a bad case of Algebraic Anxiety yesterday while learning how to factor polynomials.

Algebraic Anxiety by RAWSTUNMEATLER April 16, 2010

algebra 

An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.

Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:
10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

algebra by iduncurr May 21, 2009

Algebra 

An evil organization whose business philosophy is the following:

To collect questions of ordinary people and distribute them to every educational institution in the world, so that students of any intellect level can try to solve them for the lazy fucks who can't solve their own fucking problems.

Algebra question: Catarina and Tom want to buy a rug for a room that is 14 by 20 feet. They want to leave an even strip of flooring uncovered around the edges of the room. How wide a strip will they have if they buy a rug with an area of 216 square feet?

Student Answer: Why the fuck should I solve a problem for Catarina and Tom!? What the fuck have they ever done for me!?! I don't give a shit about their rug dilemma!!! Lazy fuckers!

Algebra by MarbleRyeOne December 11, 2010

Algebra 

evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death.

A standard torture session should proceed like this:

After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.

P1 - "Dude my math teachers a terrorist."

P2 - "Whatever."

P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"

P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"

Algebra by FUCKHACKERBITCHES April 30, 2009