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Algebrate

(verb) To substitute numbers for variables and calculate the result. Often used by geeky math or science professors.

See plug 'n chug.
After you fill in the velocity equation with the proper values, you just put in the time for 't' and algebrate!
by That physics student September 19, 2012
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fuck algebra

You're probably doing your algebra homework right now at 11 pm when you should be asleep, fuck algebra.
Nah it's cool, I'll leave it off until tonight......FUCK IT'S 11 PM, fuck algebra..
by algebrasucksballs November 11, 2013
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kid:mom I had algebra today
mom: WTF, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE SON!
by beany16 September 5, 2011
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Algebraic Anxiety

The helpless, panicky feeling one experiences when completely and utterly clueless in algebra class.
I had a bad case of Algebraic Anxiety yesterday while learning how to factor polynomials.
by RAWSTUNMEATLER April 16, 2010
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An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.
Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:
10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*
by iduncurr May 21, 2009
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Algebra

An evil organization whose business philosophy is the following:

To collect questions of ordinary people and distribute them to every educational institution in the world, so that students of any intellect level can try to solve them for the lazy fucks who can't solve their own fucking problems.
Algebra question: Catarina and Tom want to buy a rug for a room that is 14 by 20 feet. They want to leave an even strip of flooring uncovered around the edges of the room. How wide a strip will they have if they buy a rug with an area of 216 square feet?

Student Answer: Why the fuck should I solve a problem for Catarina and Tom!? What the fuck have they ever done for me!?! I don't give a shit about their rug dilemma!!! Lazy fuckers!
by MarbleRyeOne December 11, 2010
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Algebra

evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death.

A standard torture session should proceed like this:

After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.
P1 - "Dude my math teachers a terrorist."

P2 - "Whatever."

P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"

P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"
by FUCKHACKERBITCHES April 30, 2009
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