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Alfio a popular Sicilian name derived from Saint Alfio who was martyred in ad 251. Alfio also has a town named in his honour in Cantania Sicily. Alfio s generally display a saintly charisma a deep felt faith and great humility, all in conjunction with a lion hearted attitude towards life.
Alfio’s deeply love their family and friends even though it may not be shown clearly through their volcanic emotions.

Alfio is an introvert by appearance but is displayed as an extrovert to the public. He loves to be by himself and functions quite well as a loner but also excels in a crowd and more so loves a obliging audience. He is easily misunderstood but never misunderstands those who do not have his best interests at heart.
If you have the courage to stand for what’s right You have the blessings of St Alfio
Alfio by Pasta cicciari e baccala November 22, 2021
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A person that is out of context. Originates from the italian name Alfio which is found to be perfectly suited for this kind of person. Can have a positive or negative connotation. When you see that person you can most times exclaim: "what's his problem...what an Alfio". It is marginally related to the meanings of the words wuss, poser and wimp.
-Do these guys think they' re rockstars or what? What a bunch of alfios!

-He's always trying to be smarter than everyone and he really can't pull it off...he's such an alfio

-Phillip is a positive alfio. Sometimes he acts a bit weird but he's a good guy.
Alfio by The Feizer December 2, 2011
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Alfio Jason 

Stupid, although is loyal to stupid people like themselves.
Alfio Jason is loyal to me when I’m doing something stupid.
Alfio Jason by Pejdndi May 21, 2019

alfaoxtrot 

Ahh, yes, the cheese lord. He hates being rickrolled and hates babies and BIRCH trees. But... he loves cheese and we are his cheese cult. Who also hate babies and hate babies and hate being rickrolled. But..... we love to hate BIRCH trees. And we love cheese. If you didn't know, we hate everything but cheese and our lord.

Thank you.
"Psssst"
"Why are you 'psssst' -ing? "
"Cheese?"
"Yes"
"I see you value our cheese lord Alfaoxtrot"
"I do, and I hate BIRCH trees."
alfaoxtrot by CheesearmyUNITE February 12, 2021

Albiotard 

A type of mountain bike rider that frequents Albion "Hills" trail system near Toronto, Canada, that believes all trails should be sanitized for beginner riders and boring for experienced riders by removing obstacles or advanced features on trails making it easier to ride..
The rocks and tree stumps have been moved from the bike trail yesterday, I guess the Albiotards were busy making nature safe for everyone.

Ah man, some Albiotard took out the ramp and rocks I built up on the trail last night
Albiotard by Bikin the likin August 30, 2011
Alfia is a sweet, endlessly kind and Loyal girl! She would never betray a blichky person, She would not leave. She is trying by all means to support everyone, but rarely its support is accepted. She tries to make everyone's life better, forgetting about her own.
Wow, Alfiya, you are so smart, why didn’t I know that before?
Alfiya by your mommy!! July 5, 2020
One in million, Sweet, Kind
alfiya is a kind girl
alfiya by Alfiya May 1, 2018