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Once thought to be a transvestite, an Alfian is a male? Honestly no one knows. But according to Japanese folklore, Alfian has the appearance of a shriveled old woman. Some of her more prominent features include having wild-looking hair, oversized mouth, and eyelashes as Long as her hair. Alfian appears on every 8th day of the week at exactly 1:69 am in the house of those who have sinned. Those who have seen Alfian are either left scarred for life or their souls consumed.
Javier: OMG AISYAH!
Leonard: NO YOU IDIOT THATS AN ALFIAN FK WE NEED TO RUN!
Alfian: *incomprehensible noise* ahsggshssv
Leonard: TELL MY MOM I LOVE HER.
by Iz_Cream_Truth October 31, 2016
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