Albiotard 

A type of mountain bike rider that frequents Albion "Hills" trail system near Toronto, Canada, that believes all trails should be sanitized for beginner riders and boring for experienced riders by removing obstacles or advanced features on trails making it easier to ride..

The rocks and tree stumps have been moved from the bike trail yesterday, I guess the Albiotards were busy making nature safe for everyone.

Ah man, some Albiotard took out the ramp and rocks I built up on the trail last night

Albiotard by Bikin the likin August 30, 2011

Alcotard

A cheap drunk, someone who can not hold alcohol. As a Lactard is lactose intolerant and a Catard is allergic to cats.

I only had two drinks but I'm so wasted, I am such an Alcotard.

Alcotard by SarBurke January 20, 2011

Alcotard

Some one who is an alcoholic to such a degree that the alcohol has replaced their brain cells. Now, all they can ever remember or think about is aspects of their life and past related to their sad, depressed, alcoholic lives.

After he broke up with Girlfriend C, Jackass A became an alcotard. Now he doesn't remember anyone before Girlfriend B, not even Girlfriend A. He's such an emo dick. He's fucking Jackass B's girlfriend and getting high with his squadlings. None of his friends know him anymore and he doesn't know them. Because he's an alcotard.

Alcotard by Tess498570987593 October 22, 2007

alcotarded 

When you are too drunk and do retarded things

"dude you were so alcotarded last night, you shit on a window"

alcotarded by steelydanman93 February 1, 2015

Alcotard

A person who has consistently consumed large amounts of alcohol since teen-hood up until present thus hindering his or her own level of maturity from growing or advancing.

Sentence 1: "He was being an alcotard last night."

Sentence 2: "By saying those foolish things was he was presenting to me his level of alcotardation."

Alcotard by Gamer Rob N February 21, 2019

Alditard 

Someone that obsesses so much about shopping at Aldi

Kim is at Aldi again. She’s gone full Alditard

Alditard by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

Albitarian

An individual who avoids white meat (e.g. Chicken,
Turkey and goose)

He cant eat chicken as he is a Albitarian

Albitarian by Looblue5 April 9, 2026