A type of mountain bike rider that frequents Albion "Hills" trail system near Toronto, Canada, that believes all trails should be sanitized for beginner riders and boring for experienced riders by removing obstacles or advanced features on trails making it easier to ride..
The rocks and tree stumps have been moved from the bike trail yesterday, I guess the Albiotards were busy making nature safe for everyone.
Ah man, some Albiotard took out the ramp and rocks I built up on the trail last night
Ah man, some Albiotard took out the ramp and rocks I built up on the trail last night
by Bikin the likin August 30, 2011
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Some one who is an alcoholic to such a degree that the alcohol has replaced their brain cells. Now, all they can ever remember or think about is aspects of their life and past related to their sad, depressed, alcoholic lives.
After he broke up with Girlfriend C, Jackass A became an alcotard. Now he doesn't remember anyone before Girlfriend B, not even Girlfriend A. He's such an emo dick. He's fucking Jackass B's girlfriend and getting high with his squadlings. None of his friends know him anymore and he doesn't know them. Because he's an alcotard.
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Sentence 2: "By saying those foolish things was he was presenting to me his level of alcotardation."
Sentence 2: "By saying those foolish things was he was presenting to me his level of alcotardation."
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