Alarico

Portuguese name that means Ruler of all

When Alarico II King of the Visigoths was born in 0458, in Gaul, Roman Empire, his father, Eurico I de Balthes King of the Visigoths, was 33 and his mother, Ragnehilde of the Franks, was 38. He married Theodegotha of the Ostrogoths about 0487, in Gaul, Roman Empire. They were the parents of at least 1 son. He died about 0507, in his hometown, at the age of 49.

by AlphaHelier November 23, 2021

Dirty Alarico

When you are too small to grab the tits of a girl

Luis was very sad because last night he had a 'Dirty Alarico' with a tall girl.

by lauren453 April 16, 2020

Alaric

A Germanic name for males. Most notably a king of the Visigoth tribes that led his barbarians to the first sacking of Rome in 410 CE.

King Alaric I led the Visigoth tribes in a rebellion against Rome.

by Epicentr March 16, 2009

Alaric

Positively the single most amazing, awesome, awe inspiring, god like figure anyone could ever possibly hope to meet. Any attempt to be better than "Alaric" is automatically a failure, even prior to its conception, regardless of the circumstance, field, or reason.
Alaric shares many characteristics with god, being omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent, eternal, beneficent, loving, kind and totally unfathomable by common mortals with whom he has chosen to dwell, on the slightest of whims.
Alaric is, however, far superior to god, as he is, in addition to his many other superior traits, a total babe magnet.

May also be used as an adjective

1) OMG Its ALARIC!!! *Head explodes due to over-exposure to radiance of awesomeness

2) Thats is so Alaric. That is to say TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!

by Rickles likes tickles November 10, 2009

Alaric

I very sexy boy, who is often, if not always, more amazing than anything or anyone.

"Oh my god~ It's Alaric"
"Oh em gee! Lyk he is so hot"

by Lyddy October 5, 2008

Alarmcock

The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.

A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.

by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008

alarcon

A semi-common last name in Latin America.
Usually for a family who does not know how to love and has problems, but

underneath they all care for each other.
A huge family and many parties. Great cooks!!

He's definitely an Alarcon
party. problems

by MamaBear02 January 23, 2015