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Alanet

A fun-loving, engaging and entertaining woman. Beautiful both inside and out. The glue that holds family and friends together.
Alanet is a dynamic wife and mother
by Security Girl February 4, 2010
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Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”
by Byrdlady June 30, 2019
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AloneTraveler

A ROBLOX myth defined by most of his fans as scary, usually giving them anxiety any time he is online on Discord.

People also tend to be pretty thirsty for him.
AloneTraveler is strange.
by Ashix_Nellef January 30, 2019
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Alanta

A girl with a heart of gold. She has a passion for arguing maybe even fighting. Ride or die for certain few who reciprocate the energy//vibe. She is a very successful, classy yet still ratchet or ghetto and thinks she has all the plugs for everything. She is reliable, moody, beautiful, and pretty fuckin spicy witta bangin body.
Person 1: You need this ??

Person 2: No. this bomb ass chick just told me she got the plug on those

Person 1: Oh. Alanta been around you huh ??
by Sir. F November 23, 2020
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Alantis

Beautiful and unique type of girl she has a lot to say and a large mouth but she can be trusted with your life she’s the sweetest most bestfriend you could possibly meet
Aww she’s such an Alantis

Or she has a mouth like an alantis
by Halinia August 1, 2020
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Alanee

Alanee Numerology :
Personality No 8 People with name Alanee are bold & materialistic but rigid too. They have strong will power They love power, authority & leadership Person with Alanee having 8 as Personality number are good planners & very good at business They are analytical, intellectual & determined They are religious, efficient, trustworthy & compassionate They are tenacious, & ambitious

Character Analysis of Alanee : Persons with the name Alanee are trailblazers, torch-bearers, researchers, teachers and they are who show others the way. They are leaders, motivators and idealistic visionaries who are aware of their own innate powers.

Letter Analysis of Alanee
A : Persons are their own person: ambitious and freethinking

L : Persons are very heady, and tend to over think rather than experience life

A : Persons are their own person: ambitious and freethinking

N : Persons are a "think outside the box" kind of person -- creative and original

E : Persons are freedom-loving, sensual and enthusiastic

E : Persons are freedom-loving, sensual and enthusiastic

Astrological Aspect of Name Alanee
Acoording to vedic astrology , Rashi for the name Alanee is Mesh and Moon sign associated with the name Alanee is Aries.
The name Alanee has Fire element. Mars is the Ruling Planet for the name Alanee . The name Alanee having moon sign as Aries is represented by The Ram and considered as Cardinal .
Normally, people with the name Alanee are energetic, courageous and determined.
Alanee is a beautiful name.
by The lolo bat January 25, 2019
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Alane malibu swaaanaa

"Alane malibu swaaanaa" is a phrase expressing multiple joy. It is used among Munich students while greeting each other pridefully after having sex.
"Alane malibu swaaanaa! I just banged Nadja and gave her my boysahne on her tellernippel!" — “Alane malibu swaaanaa my dear, I fucked her this morning too! She drank my nierenjuice and then my saftsack!"
by gollomosh September 10, 2023
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