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to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.
I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.
alaned by grod June 15, 2007
Words you can keep
This term is to over engineer a perfectly decent product to the point that it is unsellable.
You have Alaned this product, i cant sell it now.
Alaned by MALINSO May 24, 2023
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Alanee Numerology :
Personality No 8 People with name Alanee are bold & materialistic but rigid too. They have strong will power They love power, authority & leadership Person with Alanee having 8 as Personality number are good planners & very good at business They are analytical, intellectual & determined They are religious, efficient, trustworthy & compassionate They are tenacious, & ambitious

Character Analysis of Alanee : Persons with the name Alanee are trailblazers, torch-bearers, researchers, teachers and they are who show others the way. They are leaders, motivators and idealistic visionaries who are aware of their own innate powers.

Letter Analysis of Alanee
A : Persons are their own person: ambitious and freethinking

L : Persons are very heady, and tend to over think rather than experience life

A : Persons are their own person: ambitious and freethinking

N : Persons are a "think outside the box" kind of person -- creative and original

E : Persons are freedom-loving, sensual and enthusiastic

E : Persons are freedom-loving, sensual and enthusiastic

Astrological Aspect of Name Alanee
Acoording to vedic astrology , Rashi for the name Alanee is Mesh and Moon sign associated with the name Alanee is Aries.
The name Alanee has Fire element. Mars is the Ruling Planet for the name Alanee . The name Alanee having moon sign as Aries is represented by The Ram and considered as Cardinal .
Normally, people with the name Alanee are energetic, courageous and determined.
Alanee is a beautiful name.
Alanee by The lolo bat January 25, 2019

Alandria 

A sexy black girl that will change your life forever. She will always be there for you through thicc and thin. She is the bestest friend you could ever meet and she is the best at giving advice. She is so fun to hang around and she loves laughing.
Dammnn is that Alandria
yea shes awsommeeeeee bro
Alandria by Coolimthiccc12 September 30, 2020

Alane malibu swaaanaa

"Alane malibu swaaanaa" is a phrase expressing multiple joy. It is used among Munich students while greeting each other pridefully after having sex.
"Alane malibu swaaanaa! I just banged Nadja and gave her my boysahne on her tellernippel!" — “Alane malibu swaaanaa my dear, I fucked her this morning too! She drank my nierenjuice and then my saftsack!"
Alane malibu swaaanaa by gollomosh September 10, 2023
Aland
Aland He’s from b8 alum rock he’s some next sexy gizza which get all the girls in school he’s bare cleaver at his subjects as he is in set 2 for most of he’s subject fuk with him and you will get bun
Aland by John McFlurry December 12, 2018

Ålands Lyceum

A school on Åland islands in Finland which consists of people thinking that education such as maths and physics give instant financial freedom and success. After 3 years they start to work on the local S-market
Im going to Ålands lyceum, I´m going to Harvard when done with the "studentprov"
Ålands Lyceum by ÅYG January 10, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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