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Alabaster Disaster
Alabaster Disaster by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009
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alabaster jackrabbit
Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.
Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.
Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!
Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.
Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.
Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!
Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.
Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.
alabaster jackrabbit by inbeedee September 5, 2019
alabaster retard
What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh
alabaster retard by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005
alabaster retard
A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
alabaster retard by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006
Alabaster Flying Squirrel
when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.
Alabaster Flying Squirrel by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008
alabaster banana chamois
1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock
Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois
alabaster banana chamois by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005
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