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An anonymous hacker and right-leaning political commentator believed to be from central Alabama, but residing in parts unknown.
The Alabastard struck again, posting an anti-liberal screed on several prominent blogs.
by WIlliamWyattBibb July 11, 2018
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A person that resides in Alabama that is also, by chance, a bastard. this doesn't maen a person who's dad has left the mom, this means the dad was accidentally (or on purpose) killed.
"That Alabastard just stole the last hot pocket!"
Hey! just because My dad is dead doesn't mean that you have to call me that.
by Groovewonder November 30, 2010
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