Definitions by KingoftheImpossible
alabaster retard
A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
alabaster retard by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006