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Ahlek most definitely doesn't know what is going on 9 times out of 10 but he will most definitely bring the right vibes to whatever situation. He's also possibly autistic or on the line of being one. Has a weird obsession with music and anything "earthy"
If your ever encounter Ahlek don't be afraid

He has the same amount of mental capacity of a golden retriever with dyslexia and anxiety.
Yo Ahlek is most definitely autistic.

What random thing did Ahlek give you this time.
Ahlek by Leekisez November 19, 2023
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Examp. Doog dry has no ah. Therefore he is ahless doog.
Ahless by Muley Graves. May 27, 2016
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Aleksa Djurić 

Aleksa Djurić was a Russian Wagner mercenary who died in a horrific accident in Libya, he continues to be a source of controversy being at the center of virtually every current major disaster, war crime, and geopolitical happenings. Aleksa is said to drive a Chevy camero and is married to Taylor Swift.
Bro that's Aleksa Djruić !

Aleksa Djurić is the lion of Kosovo.
Aleksa Djurić by aleksafollower November 18, 2020
A balding, middle aged male with a protruding belly. He often engages in outdoorsy type activities like fishing and hunting. One way to determine if the person is an actual Alekson is to check his chest for Dog Tits.
That Alekson over there with the Dog Tits just caught a large fish.
Alekson by Fish Head ST8CU July 3, 2017

Aleksandra 

Aleksandra a beautiful and hot girl who everyone loves, she extremely loyal to her friends and will always have an answer for everything. She’s sweet she kind she she’s beautiful inside and out, but you ain’t want to get on her bad side because in an argument she will ALWAYS WIN.

Aleksandra is so beautiful and hot!!
Aleksandra also means Tiara in another language.

I love you Aleksandra
1. Hey, have you how hot and beautiful Aleksandra is?
2. Yeah I’m so jealous of her but I’m glad to be best friends with her
1. Me to!!
Aleksandra by anonymous November 16, 2017
An angel who is perceptive, sensitive and smart. An Aleksia often sings, reads and has an amazing imagination. An Aleksia is deeply inquisitive. An Aleksia is a little shy in new crowds but soon becomes full of laughter and affection. She is usually verbose and though she is often tiny she can talk her way out of many things. An Aleksia is slight but strong and flexible. An Aleksia loves to dance and entertain. An Aleksia needs to be fed often or else she can throw screaming fits.
I love Aleksia.
Aleksia by chocolatepudding123 February 3, 2010

Alekseev 

A very talented Ukrainian singer, who also happens to be the most beautiful person on the planet. He sings in many genres, though recently he has been releasing a lot of romantic music. He represented Belarus in Eurovision 2018. The juries accidentally left their souls at home during the first semi-final when he performed, but that's okay. He still won more hearts than Netta. (See you at #Minsk2019 everyone!)

Alekseev is a rising star who will be known worldwide within a few years. Get ahead by checking out his music on Spotify or Youtube!!
OMG GUESS WHO IS COMING TO MY TOWN???
I don't know...?
NIKITA!
Who?
Nikita Alekseev - you know!
Oh, you mean that singer you won't shut up about?
Yes him! I will love Alekseev Forevaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! <3
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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