Being google-aggrivated means: when no matter which syntax of search terms you enter into Google Search Engine, it doesn't pull the results you are looking for.

This has caused many to exclaim such phrases as "Shit!" "Damnit!" "Good Lord why can't I find this!" and last but not least, "Google f*cking sucks!!!"

These aggressive lash-outs reflect in no way the true feelings of the said Search Engine or its almighty glory. They come from sheer frustration of our own limitations as a guest at the site.

I've been sitting here for 10 minutes, im starting to get REALLY google-aggrivated!! I need a cigarette.

google-aggrivated by Naaadz February 16, 2006

aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.

The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians

aggrivated cockasians by Swollmeier November 13, 2016

Aggrocity

the velocity of aggression.

Yo Brotalitarians! Curb the aggrocity.

Aggrocity by agerfers August 26, 2011

aggrivitated

To be agrivated, agitated, and irritated all at the same time.

Im so aggrivitated, this math homework...even wit da freakin answers in da back of da book I can't get it.

aggrivitated by haitian american queen January 28, 2006

aggrivated sailor

when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks

john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard

jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor

aggrivated sailor by colin all spider riders February 10, 2018

aggresivity

the state of being aggressive

Man 1: GOD I HATE BABIES
Man 2: Why are you so aggresivity right now?

aggresivity by bimbopotamus July 4, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026