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Some people call here a weirdo, other thinks she’s funny. She is very special... On a good way ofcourse. She is smarter then you think, she is hot. Some times you think she’s become offensive but she did’nt eveen think about it. She have a crazy alugh and can’t drink and eat when she are laughing...
We like Aggan and if we have the chance to see Bonde Aggan we are very lucky.
- Hey
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- Aggan , what up sis?!
Aggan by Albino Taco April 22, 2018
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Self-aggrandising 

Self-aggrandising is what people who have got fuck-all going for them do. It means boasting about yourself and your abilities, telling everyone how wonderful you are, broadcasting copious quantities of bullshit thickly overlaid with FIGJAM. Normal people exposed to the effects of some self-aggrandising nonentity usually experience attacks of acute nausea followed by the need to get as far away as possible from the source irritation.
Malcolm you are a self-aggrandising WOFS with the mental capacity of a demented amoeba.
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Aggan • agganha • aggin • Agga • afganistan • agan • agian • agrani • aagangt • Aegan
A plant which is grown and native to Morocco. Hair and skin products are made out of it, you’ll see it in the shops.

Also a rare name, can be given to any gender or nationality.. Argans are generally sweet, funny, kind and thoughtful, but can be a bit too innocent.. also be a pain sometimes, but they’re overall an amazing person!
“Hey, let’s get that argan oil face mask!”
“Aww, they’re such an Argan!”
Argan by randomuserx November 22, 2020
This is a phrase used in meme culture of the overwatch league by xQc.
agane by Excal1bur June 14, 2018
An infamous event that occured on a 2020 Vargskelethor Joel "Star Wars" stream. It is perhaps one of the greatest livestream tech fails, now being used by himself and his fanbase as a term to reference any sort of issue with streaming software such as OBS and XSplit.
Joel: Guys xsplit crashed again
Chat: agga moment
AGGA by OmnislashVEVO March 5, 2022

Afgan Dan 

Afgan Dan is a rapper from Benji media with a 69 inch cock and has been the pussy smashing champion for 21 years in a row! All in all he is a great man and very talented in bed
"Ooooh here comes Afgan Dan on his last women he's starts to ride... Can he stay on? Oh he does Afgan Dan claims the pussy smashing champion for the 21st time!"
Afgan Dan by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018
Used on twitch streams when the streamer has technical issues
Streamer: Oh shit, my Nintendo Switch just crashed

Chat: AGGA
AGGA by BrassCatgirl June 16, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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