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Agent Smith 

Now there's more than one of them?
A lot more
Agent Smith by Snarfevs December 5, 2004

Agent Smith 

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.
1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.
Agent Smith by Kelley December 10, 2003

Agent Smith 

Any employee who acts as management's lackey. They will relay any criticisms you utter of management to them, keep a close eye on what you're up to and act to break up any threat to the establishment within any organization.
We really shouldn't be talking about what an ass the manager is around Sarah, she's an Agent Smith.
Agent Smith by great success January 15, 2011

Agent Smith 

A badass from the Matrix Trilogy. Gets extremly pissy when Neo aka Thomas Anderson is around and feels the strange compulsion to kick Neo's ass.
Agent Smith secretly enjoys Starbucks coffee.
Agent Smith by Drugless September 21, 2005

agent smith 

Agent Smith is... let him (them) put it himself, shall we?

Smith #1 : I am the Alpha...
Smith #2 : ...Of your Omega...
Smith #3 : I am the beginning...
Smith #4 : ...Of your end.
Smith : A Smith. Agent Smith.

Agent Smith 

Fingering a pussy using four fingers (except the thumb), just like Agent Smith does in The Matrix, preferably whispering "Mr. Anderson", thus giving her a truly transformative experience.
Hey man, last night I gave that bitch an Agent Smith, she really fucking loved it.

As soon as I whispered Mr. Anderson to her she knew an Agent Smith was coming.
Agent Smith by Nauta July 21, 2019
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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