Definitions by Nauta

Agent Smith 

Fingering a pussy using four fingers (except the thumb), just like Agent Smith does in The Matrix, preferably whispering "Mr. Anderson", thus giving her a truly transformative experience.

Hey man, last night I gave that bitch an Agent Smith, she really fucking loved it.

As soon as I whispered Mr. Anderson to her she knew an Agent Smith was coming.

Agent Smith by Nauta July 21, 2019

Jake'in

To constantly have to reschedule planned activities.

Hey man I'm sorry to have to do this again but I need to Jake'in for our walk later. Something's come up.

Jake'in by Nauta June 5, 2019