Kelley's definitions

earthquake party

A spontaneous reaction to absolutely nothing which involves one individual of the group declaring the act and the other members acknowledging the declaration by flailing themselves at nearby walls while yelling 'earthquake party,' along with sounds that compliment the smashing of one's body into walls as if an earthquake were occurring.

Dude, I think it's time for an "EARTHQUAKE PARTY!!!!!!"
earthquake (smash, bang, crah) party (slwap, oof, DUDE!) yeah!!!!!!!

by Kelley October 7, 2002

efrat

also known as feededeeded and pi kappa E-frat. comes from the latin word "efratdisiac" which translates as "dayam"

hooooooooot diggidy efrat

by kelley December 8, 2004

googooplex

Verb: to seal up plastic or rubber and allow it to remain flexible.

Googooplex it and it will bounce again.

by Kelley May 4, 2003

smiggy

it's what we call a cigarette, mix between "ciggy" and "smoke".

you wann go have a smiggy?

by Kelley March 19, 2004

the greenhouse riot

the hottest punk band in the world. with the hottest lead singer and guitarist of all the land...JEREMY=)..umm kelleys the hot groupie!! and its the best!!! BUY OUR CDS!!!!!!!

have you heard of the greenhouse riots new cd naked parade?
I love me too!!

by kelley January 22, 2004

jukin

poppin or gridin on the dance floor

damn that girl was jukin all up on that dance floor.

by Kelley April 28, 2003

Agent Smith

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.

1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.

by Kelley December 10, 2003