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Applicant's Remorse 

The shitty feeling one gets after filling out lots of job applications
Girl 1: I put in my application at the office and now I feel like ass.

Girl 2: Ah, you have applicant's remorse.

Alicante 

City from east of Spain also named Alacant cause valenciano language. Belongs to Valencian community and great place to visit in summer cause the fantastic beaches
Alicante has great beaches

Els alicantins tenem molt playas
Alicante by lionelie May 17, 2012

africantease 

To tease a African with food/water
Bro, have you tried Africantease it’s amazing
africantease by Black_Child#6 February 4, 2020

Alicante Pick n Mix 

A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.

First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.

rcmp applicants 

RCMP Applicant; a person who applies to become a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer
While awaiting the various steps needed in becoming a RCMP Officer, RCMP applicants/ candidates go through all kinds of emotions, i.e "did I disclose everything, am I fully prepared for panel interview; what about the PARE (fitness test)", and so many other things; potentially driving themselves crazy with uncertainty, anxiety, and confidence! Everything they require in order to proceed!

Only candidates know this; thus others, as supportive as they may be, don't understand; sometimes suggesting "maybe you should be a teacher, or a carpenter etc.!

coppolicearrestanxietyconfidence
rcmp applicants by winnipegdude November 10, 2014

Applicantus phonetus 

The act of calling to check on the results of your interview at 1:30 in the morning to your prospective employer while he is asleep and you are 3 sheets to the wind.
Hey bro I'm calling to see if I got the job. Son, it's 1:30 in the morning. I know dude, but I'm running low on beer money and wanted to know if I could count on some moolah coming in. Ah, no.

Who was calling in the middle of the night. Just a little case of applicantus phonetus.
Applicantus phonetus by Clark77494 November 6, 2012