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After-Porn 

The porn you watch after the real porn to cool down. This porn slowly gets grosser until you you want nothing to do with it.
Eli- Wow I'm still so horny but i jacked off over half an hour ago
Tyler- Rookie mistake man! you gotta watch some After-Porn
Jack- yeah man i can't leave the house before I've watched my After-Porn
After-Porn by tkids December 6, 2011
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Porn After-Guilt (PAG) 

Feeling guilty after having an orgasm when watching porn.
P1: I was watching porn last night and I started feeling guilty and was like "why am I watching this?"

P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get [over it in a couple minutes

aftermorning 

aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"
Brunch is the perfect meal for the aftermorning munchies.
aftermorning by markolai May 15, 2014

Aftermorning 

What you say to someone when you wake up in the afternoon.
Good aftermorning *yawn* I can't believe I slept in until 2 pm...
Aftermorning by EkkuZakku April 4, 2016
The act of dipping a nearly eaten corn cob in ketchup then eating sed ketchup to ingest all of the remaining corn residue.
Tbone enjoys a good Aftercorn now and again.
Aftercorn by Dr. Hambone June 19, 2017

Aftermornevening 

A pleasantry wishing someone a good afternoon, morning and evening simultaneously.
Person 1: Good afternoon!
Person 2: Good Aftermornevening!
Person 1: I am totally stealing that phrase as my own!
Aftermornevening by JRANSON July 25, 2012

Good aftermorning 

A term or expression used to greet someone who woke up late in the afternoon while everyone else has been awake since the morning
Tom: Hey guys I just woke up! How are you doing?
Robert: Good aftermorning! I'm fine and you?
Good aftermorning by Darenmaren April 17, 2020