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After-Porn 

The porn you watch after the real porn to cool down. This porn slowly gets grosser until you you want nothing to do with it.
Eli- Wow I'm still so horny but i jacked off over half an hour ago
Tyler- Rookie mistake man! you gotta watch some After-Porn
Jack- yeah man i can't leave the house before I've watched my After-Porn
After-Porn by tkids December 6, 2011
Words you can keep

Porn After-Guilt (PAG) 

Feeling guilty after having an orgasm when watching porn.
P1: I was watching porn last night and I started feeling guilty and was like "why am I watching this?"

P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get over it in a [couple minutes

aftermorning 

aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"
Brunch is the perfect meal for the aftermorning munchies.
aftermorning by markolai May 15, 2014

Aftermorning 

What you say to someone when you wake up in the afternoon.
Good aftermorning *yawn* I can't believe I slept in until 2 pm...
Aftermorning by EkkuZakku April 4, 2016
The act of dipping a nearly eaten corn cob in ketchup then eating sed ketchup to ingest all of the remaining corn residue.
Tbone enjoys a good Aftercorn now and again.
Aftercorn by Dr. Hambone June 19, 2017

Aftermornevening 

A pleasantry wishing someone a good afternoon, morning and evening simultaneously.
Person 1: Good afternoon!
Person 2: Good Aftermornevening!
Person 1: I am totally stealing that phrase as my own!
Aftermornevening by JRANSON July 25, 2012

Good aftermorning 

A term or expression used to greet someone who woke up late in the afternoon while everyone else has been awake since the morning
Tom: Hey guys I just woke up! How are you doing?
Robert: Good aftermorning! I'm fine and you?
Good aftermorning by Darenmaren April 17, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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