aftermorner 

A person who wakes up in the afternoon and messages "good morning"

Niki: "Good Morning!"

Friends: "It's afternoon man, stop being such an aftermorner"

aftermorner by Icrine April 11, 2016

aftermorevenooning 

The world's favourite time-independent greeting.

Teacher: "Good aftermorevenooning, everyone!"
Children: "Good aftermorevenooning, Mister Sucklebutton!"

aftermorevenooning by Malum malum March 25, 2010

afterburner 

1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.

2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.

Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!

afterburner by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 10, 2008

Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.

"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"

Afterberner by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.

Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.

Afterboner by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010

afterburner 

A joint smoked at the tail end of a dextromethorphan (DXM) drug trip to reintensify the effects

After robotripping at Sesame Place, me and Big Bird lit up an afterburner and watched the sunset melt in the sky 8-}-~

afterburner by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

aftermorning 

aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.

"Good aftermorning!"
Brunch is the perfect meal for the aftermorning munchies.

aftermorning by markolai May 15, 2014