Tbone

A wacked kid that has tremendously supernatural talents. Can be a little crazy at times, but will be your life-long friend.

I miss my tbone.

Tbone, let's go eat somewhere!

by Loozzuh October 14, 2009

TBone

(Verb) Variation of Tbag; when a man inserts his balls into a woman's vagina (instead of her mouth).

"I Tboned this chick last night, she was clenching so hard I thought I was getting castrated!"

by UrbanDWordSmith February 04, 2010

Tboned

When you hit someone so hard in football they don't know who they are anymore

Goddamn! Did you see that guy get tboned by Trevor!?! He ain't never getting up

by ThisisFishers!!!! August 07, 2010

TBONE

Basically any word used in a sexual way

1. When you tbone the leopard
2. Hey im just eating a tbone
3. This is my tbone!
4. Lets get down to tbone tonight

by gayboixxxAnal January 26, 2018

tboned by a smart car

1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."

by bad luck brunette July 22, 2009

tboned by a smart car

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009

texas tbone

It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button

Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone

by Jchiggins 12 March 06, 2024