A
cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:
15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you
Now" by Lady Antebellum.
Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this
evening?"
Person
2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped
cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"