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arsecrack 

noun, the buttocks gap

This is the interval between the buttocks.
He stared at her arsecrack as if staring at a masterpiece of nature.
arsecrack by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

arsecrack 

The source of various beautiful entities such as arsegravy, arsemonsters, and in the case of people with their heads lodged up their arses, chatter. This latter example can be summed up with the increasingly popular yet still underused phrase "chatting out of one's arsecrack".
We salute you almighty arsecrack, the symbol for all things good and pure. And if anyone disagrees, they are chatting out of their arsecrack!
arsecrack by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

chatting out of one's arsecrack 

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.
"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

Adderacalyptic episode 

The adderall apocalypse
Usually occurs within individuals who have ADHD and are specifically prescribed 20-30mg adderal XR.

The start of an Adderacalyptic episode looks like:

staying up way too late and realizing that falling asleep now will only lead to an unproductive and completely wasted day.
So with 2 choices and sleep not being one of them the most reasonable choice now is to take double the regular dose. While going about with the day: everything feels fine while approaching the first 24 hours without sleep.

After getting past the day you go home just to have your adderall be the reason you’re awake and so you repeat what you did the day before.

An Adderacalyptic episode is simply-
A viscous cycle that starts while trying to fix a problem with a solution that happens to be Adderall. Just to have the solution become the problem while the problem become a solution.

Symptoms of an Adderacalyptic episode will consist of:

•Insomnia, severely distorted sense of time, and visual/auditory hallucinations

•loss of Appetite, weight loss, and fatigue

•dehydration and dry mouth

• increased heart rate, body temperature, and blood pressure causing blood vessels to contract making skin look pale or blue in color.
“Dude I’ve heard he had Adderacalyptic episode and ended up in the hospital for a few days
Adderacalyptic episode by P6.187 December 9, 2022