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A funny amazing person she never tells anyone secrets she can always keep one,she’s more than crazy for all Ik. Classic lazy and kinda weird she has a weird sense of humour and she’s sarcastic
Them: what did the dog do when they crossed the road

Absan: idk

Them: it fell over lolll

Absan: wow so funny for sure
Absan by Katie Baluch Rose March 30, 2021
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An ABiAn™ is an incredible and rare spiritual being enjoying the human experience. Specifically, as a person being the ascendant of melanated Afrikans Born in America of either aboriginal melanated people in the Americas or the melanated enslaved brought to the Americas. They pledge allegiance to the cultural, spiritual, and genetic uniqueness of ABiAn™ Peoples as their sole ethnic and national identity. They claim and abide by the power to SELF-Determine, SELF-Define, SELF-Defend, and SELF-Actualize the Family, Community, Nation that best serves their individual and collective interests as ABiAn™ Peoples.

They are the epitome of Branded Brilliance™ and evince cultural dominance on Earth, when judged by the pervasiveness of their influence. They eschew any inclusion in all references to POC or Americans. They warmly embrace being included in communal references to "BLACK™ Folks" (Born Leaders Armed with Crucial Knowledge™). They are the original LGBT™ (LiFE™ Giving, Bringing, Taking) peoples.
ABiAn women are highly valued and widely revered!

ABiAn culture is often imitated, never duplicated.

Hip Hop is entirely born of and sustained by ABiAns.

To be ABiAn is not the same as being an ABiAN.

An ABiAn is Born in America, while An ABiAN is an ascendant of ABiAns however, they were Born in ABiA Nation.
ABiAn by ABiAN May 17, 2023
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Abandon is when you are left alone in your darkest time. When you are abandoned you feel alone, sad and unwanted. You might get abandoned by friends but, that just means that they are fake friends. Always make sure who are your real friends and who are fake.
Abandon is to be left alone, this mostly happens in your darkest times, when you need someone the most.
Abandon by Unknown¿? December 16, 2019

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

absent-minded 

so lost in thought that one does not realize what one is doing, what is happening, etc.; preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one's immediate surroundings.
I tried to call out to him but he didn't hear me. He wasn't paying attention. He is absent-minded
absent-minded by Snowbaby January 8, 2014

Pre-Abandoned 

1. A building or military installation that is never intended to be used, but which must be constructed anyway for political reasons.

2. A public space that planners know will never be occupied or properly used. It gets built anyway to satisfy a planning commission or zoning board.

3. The act of constructing something useless and pointless because it is demanded by an overall "plan."
"Did you hear about those Pre-Abandoned schools in Iraq? They built them out in the desert without any electricity or air conditioning. No one will ever use them, but at least they look good on paper."
Pre-Abandoned by Peter Kobs September 22, 2009
Absar is a godly individual who is able to perform at anything he wants to do at an elite level. He has no holes in his game. He is the prototypical all-around guy that is desired by many such as people, sports teams, companies, and girls. He rightfully knows his place and doesn't need any of that because he is usually better than all of that stuff. These things doesn't raise him to higher heights, he raises them to beyond even their comprehension of their own expectations. Absar underestimates himself and thinks that he is a god would be an utter understatement, he is way more than a god, and his importance even overshadows the purpose of life. He is far from a one-dimensional person as he is polished in every single regard, and calling him that would mean that you have just demoted yourself from a human being to something that shouldn't even be worth to be considered. You can call yourself lucky if you are claimed as a slave. All in all a Absar oozes divine talent that is light years away from an elite talent, who possesses an abundance of transcendent tools that would even be considered eternal to the supernatural. He posses an impossible task to defeat and will easily go through anyone and anything that stands in his way.
Person 1: "Absar"
Everyone: GASP
Person 2: "You cannot mention his name under your breath"
Absar by The Fax Machine January 16, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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