Aban
An Aban is confusing. Someone who will wear a mask all the time depending on who they're with, to the point where no two people would be able to describe him in the same way. An Aban will usually be way too confident but it is impossible to complain about it because more often than not, he has the right to be. Most people will call Aban an asshole but will still spend time with him at every opportunity. An Aban will challenge you on every single view you have no matter what he personally thinks on the matter; he will argue with you to make you start doubting your entire belief system. Abans tend to be very disciplined. You'll be hard-pressed to find him indulging in drinking, smoking, or even sex because he is beyond such earthly desires. Beware, the name Aban can often be confused with Arnold, and many Arnolds of the internet may in fact be named Aban in real life. Most importantly, all Abans hold a secret that not a soul in the world other than him knows, and there is a very special reason for it. If there were to be a situation where he'd need to talk to his past self, only knowing that secret will make a younger Aban trust the words of his doppelganger. You can try to be careful around Abans, but ultimately, you will end up spilling all of your troubles to him while knowing virtually nothing of value about his life.
- Bro, I am hanging out with Aban tomorrow.
- Weird, I also know an Aban but I don't think we're talking about the same person.
- Weird, I also know an Aban but I don't think we're talking about the same person.
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