Absanoltly

Absolutely but NOT

You can absanoltly not have sex with me

Absanoltly by Kikrocks April 11, 2024

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absonotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"

absonotly by Konkuror March 2, 2010

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Absanoltly • absonotly • absatootly • absunotly

absatootly

A more excited, silly word for absolutely. A form of major agreement.

"Hey Paige, want to sit on beanbag chits in my concrete basement eating the dead crickets we find?"
"Absatootly, Gerome!"

absatootly by RadicalRaspberry_o7sahag May 19, 2022

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absunotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absunotly!"

absunotly by Konkuror February 28, 2010

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ABSONOTLY

My answer to the last question is absonotly

ABSONOTLY by Shiny Boy February 6, 2017

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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