Absanoltly 

Absolutely but NOT

You can absanoltly not have sex with me

Absanoltly by Kikrocks April 11, 2024

absonotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"

absonotly by Konkuror March 2, 2010

absatootly 

A more excited, silly word for absolutely. A form of major agreement.

"Hey Paige, want to sit on beanbag chits in my concrete basement eating the dead crickets we find?"
"Absatootly, Gerome!"

absatootly by RadicalRaspberry_o7sahag May 19, 2022

absunotly 

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absunotly!"

absunotly by Konkuror February 28, 2010

ABSONOTLY

absolutely not

My answer to the last question is absonotly

ABSONOTLY by Shiny Boy February 6, 2017