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a sick combination of the words "absolutely" and "insane."
the new kanye album is absane. he's got everyone and their mother on it.
absane by mirizzle December 24, 2007
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Assane is the life of the party. He also carries the biggest dick In his pants. Ladies don't know what they are missing. He is a sweet person. He also has really small ears. Assane is complete boyfriend material.
Assane is so hot
assane by Mmesjdid April 9, 2017
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A very caring girl who has a very blunt opinion but you can get along with her well. She is very crazy and fun to be with, if you need someone to start the party you have them. She can seem mean and distant sometimes but is just very insecure about herself and will take thing to heart even if she say she doesn't care or it doesn't matter. if you find an Asanele for a friend, partner, or are already in you life treat them good.
Asanele is very funny and nice to be around!
Asanele by caey5684 September 22, 2020
Absana is currently one of the worlds best known Counter-Strike players, having gained recognition for his quick-scope scouting method.

Throughout his years of playing professional Counter-Strike, he has been tainted with rumours of cheating in the competitive field.

Although he has competed in various international competitions in the past, yet the legitimacy of this players incredible aim and overall abilities in the game of Counter-Strike continue to be put under question.

Although he does not receive much media attention, he is much talked about within the Counter-Strike community and also a well known player in the Australian Scene.

The word is now used commonly to make reference to cheaters in a mocking, humurous manner.
OMFG NOOB, YOU CHEATER. WHAT ARE YOU? ABSANA!?

TURN THEM OFF ABSANA.

Omg man, I was playing bloodstrike the other day and there was this totally absana guy cheating his arse off! ruined the game for all of us.

WTF that whole clan was being blatantly absana!
Absana by Charlie Walker August 14, 2006
Afsaneh was happy with her new toy.
Afsaneh by Fariborz July 27, 2012
a dumb bitch who creates new words just cuz they sound cool
Don't talk to her. She's an absacee and will offend you using words you don't even know.
absacee by bitchari May 18, 2021
Absana describes a "lan pro" who hacks blatantly online.

This term developed in the Australian E-Sports Scene and was named after "Absana", a keen counter-strike player.

This word can also mean "fag" and "shitcunt"
Fuckin Absana's everywhere on this server today
WTF THIS TEAM IS FULL OF ABSANA'S!!!
WTB Absana for my CS team, PST
LOL@TEH ABSANAS
absana by Teh terminator July 9, 2007
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