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ablot by Ben beans Johnson December 29, 2007
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ablortion
The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.
Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?
Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.
I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!
Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.
I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!
ablortion by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021
Absotively
A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.
Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?
Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.
Tyler : Dee, I am Absotively sure it was her. I saw her in the passenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.
Absotively by YaGirlNextDoor January 15, 2010
Abbotted
Term describes someone who, while out at a restaurant with a group, receives their meal after everyone at the table has already been served.
Can only be used to describe a situation where everyone at the table receives their food, and server must go back to kitchen to get the last dish.
Can only be used to describe a situation where everyone at the table receives their food, and server must go back to kitchen to get the last dish.
(Server brings out food for everyone but Chris)
Chad says: "You just got Abbotted."
Chris says: "God dammit."
Chad says: "You just got Abbotted."
Chris says: "God dammit."
Abbotted by Sn0w13allz July 29, 2009
Abnotopia
Eric and Kim took a long bike ride during the global pandemic. The good ride and good weather gave them a feeling of abnotopia.
Abnotopia by smalljones March 28, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.