A face that's prime to get a blowjob from, determined by the attributes of one's face (i.e. dsl's (dick-suckin-lips), sexy eyes that you would like to look down on while she (or he) is sucking your dick). A face asking to "slob your knob."
"NE14 ABJ" is an internet meme/joke that involves someone reading out a fake license plate and it sounding like they are asking the question "Anyone for a blowjob?"
Instances of this joke can be traced back on the internet from as far back as December 2008 on a forum site, however the forum post suggests that the joke had already existed for a while before then, so the exact origin date is unknown.
Customer: "Hey, my car has been blocked in."
Shop Assistant: "Whats it's license plate number?"
Customer: "Its NE14 ABJ."
Shop Assistant (on loudspeaker): "Please can the owner of the car with the registration 'NE14 ABJ' kindly move their vehicle."
Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*